The Price is Right: Body Shop Edition

"NoahthePorscheGuy" (porsche)
12/12/2013 at 18:53 • Filed to: None

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Guess correct and win the internet.

Ask questions in comments if you need more info.

Info:

Model: Ford Fiesta ST

DISCUSSION (70)

Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 18:54

Three easy payments of $19.95!

Dusty Ventures > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 18:55

$3,000, just to put a number out there. Doors, wheels and bodywork beyond rear bumper seem ok

A3R0 > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 18:55

$588

Where have all the lightweights gone? > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 18:56

Assuming there's no structural damage, $2000.

Crocket Bernet > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 18:57

$1500

NoahthePorscheGuy > Dusty Ventures
12/12/2013 at 18:57

Nope.

NoahthePorscheGuy > A3R0
12/12/2013 at 18:57

No.

NoahthePorscheGuy > Where have all the lightweights gone?
12/12/2013 at 18:57

NoahthePorscheGuy > Crocket Bernet
12/12/2013 at 18:59

Nope.

hike > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 18:59

I'm thinking like 1200. Few hundred for wheel and bumper cover, then maybe a little actual body work and paint and whatever else you might get charged for.

A3R0 > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:00

High or low?
$888?

NoahthePorscheGuy > hike
12/12/2013 at 19:00

Nah.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:01

free

Frank Grimes > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:01

$2700

NoahthePorscheGuy > A3R0
12/12/2013 at 19:01

low.

NoahthePorscheGuy > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
12/12/2013 at 19:02

Well, yes. But considerably more for the woman that hit me.

NoahthePorscheGuy > Frank Grimes
12/12/2013 at 19:03

nope.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:03

So I win

Frank Grimes > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:04

$2701?

liquid_popcorn > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:05

$4000-5000.

Source: experience with GTI recently. :(

LSRxPatrick > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:05

$2,700

NoahthePorscheGuy > Frank Grimes
12/12/2013 at 19:06

hehe

nippon > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:06

425

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:07

Closest price without going over?

Straightsix9904 > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:07

$1,300? ish?

NoahthePorscheGuy > nippon
12/12/2013 at 19:08

Maybe for a new headlight...

NoahthePorscheGuy > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
12/12/2013 at 19:08

You win the classic internet commentator award.

NoahthePorscheGuy > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
12/12/2013 at 19:09

sure, why not.

NoahthePorscheGuy > Straightsix9904
12/12/2013 at 19:09

nope.

NoahthePorscheGuy > LSRxPatrick
12/12/2013 at 19:09

Nope.

webmonkees > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:09

$3,278.12, with a backup estimate of $2,740.32

Straightsix9904 > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:09

You at least have to do a H/L?

KB Garage > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:09

$4400

NoahthePorscheGuy > liquid_popcorn
12/12/2013 at 19:09

What happened to your GTI?

NoahthePorscheGuy > webmonkees
12/12/2013 at 19:10

Very exact, just not very accurate.

Jay Lewis > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:10

$1, Bob!

JGrabowMSt > liquid_popcorn
12/12/2013 at 19:11

Likely....recent experience here too

VballHerk > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:11

Ford Fiesta St rear bumper $250

Ford Performance Blue paint quart $75

8 hours of $800

Misc $150

I'm guessing a total of $1275.

NoahthePorscheGuy > Straightsix9904
12/12/2013 at 19:13

low.

NoahthePorscheGuy > VballHerk
12/12/2013 at 19:13

Its not just the bumper.

m2m, apex detective > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
12/12/2013 at 19:14

It's clearly Noah who won. :p

liquid_popcorn > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:14

Saw deer, dodged deer, stuffed into dirt embankment because gravel + heavy braking. Smashed up the front end, but no airbags or anything, and I was fine. Limped it the last mile home, had it towed the next day. Should be picking it up Monday or Tuesday, finally. It's been almost two weeks. :(

Nibby > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:14

$437,586.13

I win.

thereisnospork > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:15

2100

edit: I see some scratches on the hatch, so um more like 3800 ?

Straightsix9904 > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:15

$1,700

NoahthePorscheGuy > thereisnospork
12/12/2013 at 19:16

nope.

Squid > Nibby
12/12/2013 at 19:16

willkinton247 > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:17

1200

JGrabowMSt > liquid_popcorn
12/12/2013 at 19:18

Ouch, at least youre okay, and thats the important part. My encounter was much more brief...

I saw deer, hit deer. Basically at the same time. Wish I had a dash cam...

NoahthePorscheGuy > m2m, apex detective
12/12/2013 at 19:18

except for the fact I have to drive a 118hp base Chevy Cruze for a week,

NoahthePorscheGuy > willkinton247
12/12/2013 at 19:19

Nope.

NoahthePorscheGuy > KB Garage
12/12/2013 at 19:19

getting warmer.

Slave2anMG > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/12/2013 at 19:20

In the area of $3800 I'm betting. And four easy payments or....as Mitch Hedberg said....

"I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment! We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination; good luck, fucker! "